Here in Texas, at least, Sports Authority sells coffin sized safes to hold your 20+ guns. Awesome...

Black Friday crowd at 5:50am in rainy Dallas suburbs makes the word "recession" have a question mark after it.

To my friends in Thailand - do what's right, but try to be safe.

I'm looking for Black Friday deals for a TV (40" or smaller) and a laptop (4GB of RAM and good battery life). Suggestions?

Any clkient call that ends with a conversation about lol cats is a success. I can haz website?

Any client call that ends with a conversation about lol cats is q

Figured out today I'm on the phone 40 hrs a month. Interactiveqa operators (me) are standing by!

I moved south to Dallas for warm weather. Its like 40. Pack'r up. We're moving out. Yah!!

Mexico, I'm sorry I bad talked your watermelons previously. I had one tonight, and it was great.

My 5 year old daughter Julia pointed out to me that nutcrackers are neither made of nuts nor crackers. Discuss...

Watching the news makes me want to work 27 hours a day instead of my slacker 16.

thankful I figured out how to make text I type into my Blackberry be in US English again and not arabic. Lovely language, I'm sure, but....